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Crypto and Web3

Tokens, exchanges and protocols. Glowing orbs, dark mode, and a roadmap that ends next quarter.

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What slop looks like in crypto and web3

Dark mode, a glowing sphere or a particle field, "The future of decentralised finance", a tokenomics pie chart, a roadmap with four quarters, a "Backed by" logo wall, and a team of avatars. The whitepaper link opens a PDF of the same page.

What a designer would have done

What the protocol does in one sentence, the contract address, the audit with a link, the team with names, and the numbers that exist today rather than the ones promised next quarter.

Tells to check first

  • Glowing blobs and orbs: Blurred circles of colour floating behind the content, or a glowing orb as the hero image of a product that has no shape.
  • Permanent dark mode: A near-black page for a business that has no reason to be in the dark: a bakery, a physiotherapist, a tax advisor.
  • Logos of companies that never heard of them: A "Trusted by" row of Google, Microsoft, Amazon and Netflix logos on a six-week-old company with no case study.
  • A team that does not exist: An "Our team" section with generated portraits and names, or stock people presented as staff, for a business that is one person.
  • Suspiciously round numbers: "10,000+ happy customers", "99.9% satisfaction", "500+ projects delivered", on a company that registered its domain this spring.

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